UK Satire, Parody and Pointless Moaning

Spitting Bullets offers a form of UK satire and parody that no-one else in Britain is producing. There’s a reason for that – we write utterly bland, clichéd drivel that will make you laugh for the wrong reasons. However, this at least ensures we give BBC Breakfast TV a run for its money.

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Our chief editor and satirist is Gobshot, a self-loathing, miserable and thoroughly depressed individual who mistakenly believes he has a sense of humour – it’s safe to say you’re in bad hands. Unfortunately, our guest writers are also dreadful. Take poet, semi-historian and complaints letter writer, Simon Sharpe – not only is he highly unpopular at Spitting Bullets HQ, he is also greatly disliked by everyone outside of it – including his dear old mother.

Anyway, thank you so much for visiting Spitting Bullets, although, as I’m sure you’ll now agree, it would have been time better spent jumping off a very tall building.

GOBSHOT (Chief Editor)