If someone who exhibits prejudice towards another person or nation because of their colour or creed (or their ability to stuff themselves with garlic, their inability to win major naval battles and a general failing to wash themselves properly) is called a racist, and if someone who exhibits prejudice towards another person because they can’t stop stuffing food down their gullet is called a fatist – then surely Jeremy Clarkson is a cyclist.
© 2011, Spitting Bullets. Copyright. All Rights Reserved.
If you enjoyed this article, please consider sharing it!
2 Responses to Jeremy Clarkson Is A Cyclist.
Leave a Reply
Social
Read our latest UK satire and parody
Google Bowel Opens Up With 2012 Android AppOne’s toilet habits are of a nature so personal that they are rarely given the opportunity to be aired in public. Internet giant Google has recognised this, and solved a problem no-one knew existed. Google has given the world’s Android lavatorati the power of a smartphone application to help them manage each and every poo successfully… »
Turner Prize Winner Martin Boyce’s ‘Bean’With April 1st now less than 3 months away, British artist Martin Boyce has been taking the opportunity to prepare for the unveiling of his greatest art installation ever - a visual poem - known simply as 'Bean'. Following this year's (2011) Turner Prize for an installation consisting of a park bin and some other bits and bobs, Martin Boyce's… »
Dead Shark in a Glass Box set for ComebackJaws may well drop, but it's true - Damien Hirst's The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living (1991) - known in artistic circles as Dead Shark in a Glass Box - will make an appearance once again this April (2012) at Tate Modern. When explaining the finer details of the forthcoming exhibition, Tate Modern's clever use of… »
I think you’re right – If you replace the ‘Y’ for a ‘U’, the second ‘C’ for an ‘N’, ‘L’ for ‘T’ and then do away with ‘ist’.
This is exactly the sort of erudite comment we encourage on Spitting Bullets. Many thanks for your time and engagement.