Dear Reader
This letter was written on 10th March 2010. Unfortunately, no response was ever received – strangely. I’m still waiting to get more out of life, despite eating copious quantities of Hellman’s mayonnaise and using Vaseline at every available opportunity.
Simon
GUEST EDITOR
____________
10th March 2010
The Head of Marketing
Unilever PLC
100 Victoria Embankment
London
EC4Y 0DY
Dear Sir / Madam
On a recent visit to your website, I was intrigued and won over by this message:
From sumptuous soups to sensuous soaps, our products
all have one thing in common.
They help you get more out of life.*
*http://www.unilever.co.uk/brands
My question to you is simple: How exactly can I get more out of life by using Unilever brands?
A quick reply to this question would be gratefully appreciated because I’m particularly keen to get more out of life as soon as possible. Perhaps you may even have some accompanying literature I can peruse to support your suggestions?
Yours hopefully
Simon Sharpe
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