One’s toilet habits are of a nature so personal that they are rarely given the opportunity to be aired in public. Internet giant Google has recognised this, and solved a problem no-one knew existed.
Google has given the world’s Android lavatorati the power of a smartphone application to help them [...]
With April 1st now less than 3 months away, British artist Martin Boyce has been taking the opportunity to prepare for the unveiling of his greatest art installation ever – a visual poem – known simply as ‘Bean’.
Jaws may well drop, but it’s true – Damien Hirst’s The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living (1991) – known in artistic circles as Dead Shark in a Glass Box – will make an appearance once again [...]
With less than 12 months to go before the Olympic flag is raised high in the London skyline, Spitting Bullets is proud to announce its status as ‘Unofficial Organiser’ of London’s 2012 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony.
London’s bid to create a [...]
UPDATE:
Spitting Bullets was very grateful for this reply to our jewellery review from the Tate Shop’s very own online manager:
Hi there,
Thanks so much for your kind words about our jewellery. It will make a huge difference to the online shop!
Best wishes,
Debi
Online Shop Manager
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Tate Shop Jewellery [...]
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